Tag: customer care

In Memory of Emma Nutt.

I am looking at the eating area of 91 springboards. Where everyone is a mobile phone glued to their ear. I still have an issue with it and I think telephones are a instrusion, they ring just when you think you are safe. On second thoughts imagine if we were still in the messenger boy…

September 2, 2019
Emma Nutt Day, three steps down the memory lane.

It was a quiet afternoon, and I was having my power nap which is essential for survival, while the coffee maker was brewing my most important potion for the day, ”coffea Arabacea.” The mobile rang. “Hey call Birla Sunlight wati se hai” After ticking the person off, for not checking if I was free to take his…

September 3, 2017
Making My Trip

Welcome to muckmytrip.com… press 1 for current booking…press 2 for whatever, Required number pressed… “goomoningiyamRakeshfrommuckmaiytrip.comhowmayIhelpyoutoday” Pause…deep breathe “Good morning Rakesh, My name is Rastapopulous Mindyourbusinessova, and I have a booking for Timbuctoo on the 30th of February I need to make some changes” “Mr.MIndyouhbisnissnowa…do aih h’av da permission to call yah Rastapopulous?” “okay, but it…

December 20, 2016
The Salesman

Hope Ira Hayes will excuse me for borrowing her title. One of the most irritating issues for me, is the telecaller of illegal status, mumbling in Hindi! The absolute height was the oriflame office from Bangalore, the customer care person talks to me in hindi and demands that I reply since it is rajyabhasha, of…

October 12, 2016