Making My Trip

Welcome to muckmytrip.com... press 1 for current booking...press 2 for whatever, Required number pressed... “goomoningiyamRakeshfrommuckmaiytrip.comhowmayIhelpyoutoday” Pause...deep breathe “Good morning Rakesh, My name is Rastapopulous Mindyourbusinessova, and I have a booking for Timbuctoo on the 30th of February I need to make some changes” “Mr.MIndyouhbisnissnowa...do aih h’av da permission to call yah Rastapopulous?” “okay, but it …

The Salesman

Hope Ira Hayes will excuse me for borrowing her title. One of the most irritating issues for me, is the telecaller of illegal status, mumbling in Hindi! The absolute height was the oriflame office from Bangalore, the customer care person talks to me in hindi and demands that I reply since it is rajyabhasha, of …