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  • Making My Trip

    Making My Trip

    Welcome to muckmytrip.com… press 1 for current booking…press 2 for whatever, Required number pressed… “goomoningiyamRakeshfrommuckmaiytrip.comhowmayIhelpyoutoday” Pause…deep breathe “Good morning Rakesh, My name is Rastapopulous Mindyourbusinessova, and I have a booking for Timbuctoo on the 30th of February I need to make some changes” “Mr.MIndyouhbisnissnowa…do aih h’av da permission to call yah Rastapopulous?” “okay, but it…

  • Grade sheet 2016

    Grade sheet 2016

    #life lessons The year begins with the deafening sounds of crackers over Mandovi and we realize life is drudge when a normal 10-mnts zip down the drive turns into a 100-mnts stake out. Every channel goes berserk with proposals and projections and choose to call it hopeful prediction. Then comes Loveria the valentine’s madness the…

  • Etiquette school drop outs

    Carasid, is a lovely eatery at campal, they- have delicious cakes, now with Paratas and breakfast counter they have really grown. What used to draw most of us to Carasid, was the feeling of sitting in the garden and sipping Tea.  The owners Sunil and Chris are great fun. Both are Marathon runners, yet they…

  • The Salesman

    The Salesman

    Hope Ira Hayes will excuse me for borrowing her title. One of the most irritating issues for me, is the telecaller of illegal status, mumbling in Hindi! The absolute height was the oriflame office from Bangalore, the customer care person talks to me in hindi and demands that I reply since it is rajyabhasha, of…

  • fashion for Plus size and Age

      The Queen of England has turned ninety.  Can you imagine her getting ready for a ball? The designer comes, flips open the lap-top, while the queen peers with her, the image consultant in tow, “Summer wear” X—clothes emerged. “Formal wear” the catalogue now becomes X-a “Occasion specific” (x-a)-b “Age appropriate”{(x-a)-b}-c And the exact dress…

  • OK-ate Dé-bacles

    The Dé-ly story http://www.indiatimes.com/entertainment/celebs/shobhaa-de-disapproves-of-kate-middleton-s-style-says-she-has-no-curves-to-pull-off-a-saree-253439.html this bit made a lot of stink. Well when I first read it, my response what does it matter what Kate Middleton wore or did not wear, its her wardrobe and her image. Actually I do applaud her for not trying on the Himachali cap at Simla routine our politicians dole…